Zombies are known for walking slowly. Maybe it is that they are in love with whoever is walking next to them. Maybe they have finished their Valentines day shopping and are relaxing. Maybe they ate too many candies vice brains and are crashing after the sugar rush. Maybe lunch doesn't open for three more hours and they are passing the time daydreaming of their special someones.
Whichever it is, the fact remains that they walk incredibly slow. Which is good and bad. Good if you are in front of them; It is really easy to get away. Bad if you are in back of them. Let alone if you are trying to get something done. Let alone if you need to go to the bathroom. Let alone if you forgot to brush your teeth and need to rush home to take care of that before meeting that special someone at that appointed time in less than five minutes from now. Being stuck behind zombies is especially bad if they notice you being stuck behind them.
They will eat the pasta noodles in your head!
Happy Valentines day (non-zombies)
Sounds like a 12ga. could be handy.
ReplyDeleteThe 12 gauge works well but you have to reload after every 2 shots. When they swarm, I'll take my M-4 any day.
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