Nobody Nose

In confined areas there are few options for surviving in zombie populaces. Not washing your sheets is one of them. The dried dead skin, the body odor reak, the foot fungus, all are a normal undead odor. One can wear old sheets around like a halloween ghost costume. Nobody notices. I sometimes take the same approach with my everyday clothes. Not wearing undergarments helps the reak. One test to see if you're smelly disguise is working is to stand in a group of those smelly moaners, don't forget to keep an exit though. If you can still smell your stink in the midst of their stink... you're golden. One key issue on the sheets: use standard issue zombie sheets. The wrong linens are like talking in English at an Italian pizzeria, not the way to lay low. If you're linen masquerade is blown, don't worry, you may just need a little more work on stench. I recommend buying a wetsuit, stuffing your sheets inside, around the pits especially, and then going for a run. Happy stinking!